try {
be happy
}
catch (StillNotHappyException snhe) {
life sucks
}
finally {
become zombie
}
Thursday, March 13, 2008
How many of you get this?
What is 9 inches long and start with a p? a shit =.=|||
How do you make a bear cross? nail 2 together >.<
How does Darth Vader know the gift he is getting from Luke Skywalker for Christmas? He felt his presence.
4 comments:
Anonymous
said...
I think you know how the Darth Vader one works. :-)
I'll try to explain the second one: the word "cross" in the question means either "to crossbreed" or "annoyed" (the former will be quite a task, while the latter will be a breeze, trust me). But the answer is, of course, referring to the cross as in the Roman capital punishment.
As for the first one, frankly, I thought poops come in different consistencies (yes, that is the proper word for the "conditions" of your feces), not to mention lengths. So, the first one is just a very bad joke that tries to make you say "Penis". Yes, I just said that. Go ahead and censor me. :-p
Your pee won't be only nine-inch long unless you were trying to pee in the frozen wilderness of the Antarctic. :-p A nine-inch icicle hanging from you-know-what. Ouch. That's gotta hurt. X-o
4 comments:
I think you know how the Darth Vader one works. :-)
I'll try to explain the second one: the word "cross" in the question means either "to crossbreed" or "annoyed" (the former will be quite a task, while the latter will be a breeze, trust me). But the answer is, of course, referring to the cross as in the Roman capital punishment.
As for the first one, frankly, I thought poops come in different consistencies (yes, that is the proper word for the "conditions" of your feces), not to mention lengths. So, the first one is just a very bad joke that tries to make you say "Penis". Yes, I just said that. Go ahead and censor me. :-p
Actually to me, the p refer to pee. :P
Your pee won't be only nine-inch long unless you were trying to pee in the frozen wilderness of the Antarctic. :-p A nine-inch icicle hanging from you-know-what. Ouch. That's gotta hurt. X-o
The answer is shit la, usually people pee before they shit =.=
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