Monday, March 24, 2008

College of the Dead part 8

The Boss and 2 of the volunteers survivors walk the corridor of the college, searching for survivors of the zombies attack.

Lets check the cafeteria first, said the Boss, holding his AK. One of the survivors is using the other AK and the second one is using the Glock 17 gun.

When they reached the cafeteria, they entered cautiously. Inside they saw a lot of dead zombies lying on the ground.

"What happened here?" ask one survivors.

"Hmm, it seems that the zombies ate the food at the cafeteria and died of food poisoning, thank God it never happened before" deducted the Boss.

"Maybe they died of shock of the expensive price of the shit we ate daily" remarked one of the survivors.

"Maybe" smirked the Boss.

"Any survivors here?" yell the Boss.

"yes, we are here in the kitchen".

"well, lock yourself there, this is the safest place you can be now"

"Lets go to other places and check" said the Boss.

"What about the library?" said one of the survivors.

"Well, I think no one will go there, but lets check it out anyway" said the Boss.

As they reached the library, they saw the Librarian and several students fighting with zombies, hitting them with big books from the shelves.

The Boss shot a few of the zombies while the librarian managed to bash one of the zombies' head off.

The Boss reached the place and saw the librarian was holding the "Introduction to Java Programming" book as a weapon.

"well, that book will even kill any LIVING person reading it" remarked the Boss.

"Maybe you can send out an order on the book "Fighting Zombies for Dummies" if we survive this zombie attack" said the Boss.

"Ooo, we have a lot of Dummies here already" smiled the librarian..

"You all go to either the cafeteria or the exam hall, the survivors are there holding up" said the Boss.

"lets go to the marketing department" said one of the survivor with the AK..

"The marketing department? Don't worry about them, I think they can bull until the zombies believe they are living, i am sure" remarked the Boss.

"What about Quality department" said the other survivor.

"Them, I think they will introduce procedures that the zombies need to follow before the zombies can eat them. Fill a form , make 7 copies bla bla bla, takes 3 days to process. The zombies will just give up trying to eat them cause of too many procedures"..

"What about HR"

"Let the zombies eat them up for all I care, then we can look for new people"

Meanwhile in the manhole....

X and S have walked through a damp tunnel until they reached a locked gate.

"I don't like the look of that" S said, referring to the zombies on the other side..

The zombies keep pushing at the gate until it crashed down..crushing some of the zombies..

"Get Ready", said X, holding the 2 balisongs and S brandishing the katana as the zombies move closer.

To Be Continued....

3 comments:

Dumbo, the Sojourning Elephant said...

I like that part about Java programming. :-D

Inti actually has a Quality department? What do they do? Inspect the graduating students to sort out the good from bad?

Anonymous said...

I love that part bout the Java Programming Book as well ... made me laugh even though I barely could smile, coz I wasn't in the mood ...

Anonymous said...

lol...