Monday, October 4, 2010

Big Tits Zombie...finally

First a special thanks to Gary for downloading this movie. Even though it does not have subtitles yet, I would try to translate with my limited Japanese language, which is yamate..:P

Second, my AsusDVD software cannot recognize the format, so I had to use Media Player Classic with certain options so it can capture screen, so the pictures might look different.

Third, there is no big tits zombie in a movie called big tits zombie, but the girls are a different story..ha ha

So, here is a review of big tits zombie, until there is an English subtitle.

There is a comic too?? I want to read that.

I think it should be the other way around. Maybe translation problem..hmmm

This proves my theory..lol

Here is the title in Japan....dude, are you paying attention??

Five dancers (strippers??) make a living doing shows from town to town. And one of them is a little emo.

Nice looking noodle right? :P

Emo girl, officially she is a gothic lolita. You were looking at the girl on the left, right?

Their current job is at a hot spring


Amy, try this style for Halloween.

Oh, I always wanted to try this..lol

Watch the chopstick dude, don't poke the wrong thing.

While cleaning up, the found a secret door.

1 girl saw a box full of money, but she did not tell the others.

The book of the dead??

Everybody knows its a bad idea to chant spells from an unknown book right?

So the next morning, dead things like fish started to come alive.

Attack of the SUSHI ZOMBIE..scary

More boobies. Seriously, does she look like Maria Ozawa??

She went to get the box full of money, unfortunately its like a Mimic. There is a zombie there (Mimic zombie??). If you don't know what is a Mimic, go play some classic D&D games.

I see some sausages there..lol

Does that look like jelly to you??

Meanwhile the other girls went on stage and was attacked by zombies.

They fought they way out, with one girl bitten by zombies, and the emo girl locking herself in to get the book of the dead.

The three flee in a van while the emo girl was trapped by zombies. Using an oppai technique to slow the zombies, she managed to control them with the book of the dead.

oppai baring technique

The three other girls flee until the van is out of gas. While walking among some building.

Love at first sight

Now she has a weapon.

They managed to get a sword while the soon to be dead zombies were having lunch. Wait a minute, zombies are already dead..lol.

In the best WTF moment in the movie, their injured friend died and become a zombie, well you have to see to believe it moment.

That's one fiery *unt =.= (I meant aunt ok lol)

They have no choice but to kill her. Again she is already dead, but I am thinking too much right now, its 12 am in the morning ok.

After burying their friend, the two went back to face the zombies.

Zombies led by the emo girl

Fight!!


Another WTF moment...

Tentacles!!!!!

Oh oh, I seen this too many times in hentai already =.=

She manages to escape using some wasabi paste..lol

A horny zombie that like to rip off tops

I see some symbolism here =.=

Finally they fought the emo girl until suddenly a blue demon appeared and dragged the emo girl to the underworld, maybe because of misusing the book, I am not really sure cause I dont speak Japanese.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You seriously need to get a REAL hobby... :-p

But I must admit that the wasabe part is hilarious. :-D

And kudos to the reviewer for coming up with *unt = aunt. I think most of your blog followers don't know what * stands for anyway... :-p