Monday, August 11, 2008

Top 10 signs you are screwed in the final exam

I was in the exam hall the whole day today and got an idea for this list.

10. Your coursework mark is 4 out of 40
9. You don't know your subject code
8. You are copying back the question in the answer sheet
7. You are staring at 1 question for 2 hours
6. All the tips did not come out
5. You are drawing a giant chicken on the question paper
4. You answer question 1a, 2a, 3a, 4a (total 25 marks) and expect to pass
3. You answer 5 questions (maximum 4) and hope the total marks is greater than 40 marks
2. You come for the exam in the afternoon only to find out it's in the morning
1. You are writing "Please help me pass" as an answer


Anonymous said...

Top 3 model answers for ANY question:

3) A whole-year's supply of cappuccino (or whatever other killer drinks you fancy).

2) My dad imports branded men's wear. *wink*

1) My dad just gave me a brand new Ford Ranger for my birthday, but I don't need it, actually... *wink* *wink*

frozeH said...

how can any1 get 4 out of 40??that fella is screwed....