Planet Terror

Today I was pissed off, so I went to my old playground BJ complex. Visiting my old DVD Taukeh, thank God he stopped offering me 5 stars DVD already. :P

Then I saw 1 DVD, Planet Terror, directed by Robert Rodriguez. For those people who do not know, Robert Rodriguez is the brother of Quinten Tarantino, famous for his Kill Bill, Reservoir Dogs and Jackie Brown movie.

Knowing that guy, I bought the DVD knowing how good it will be. And I did not regret it. Love the movie. I will not give out the storyline but its about Zombie (again =.=)

Here is a scene from the movie
She lost a leg to the zombies and it was replaced by a rifle (I think Colt Commando) and grenade launcher.
Confronting the Evil Boss. Cool Eh?

If you think its a cheap or B Grade movie, does this guy look familiar?

NOT COMING to a cinema near you soon, so look for the DVD. :P

Har Har

Saw this on Tze Yin's blog (swt, Im promoting her Blog)

"I love Inti, Inti loves my money.
Intel loves me, I love Intel's money."

Speechless =.=

Donkey?

Once upon a time a Washerman was bringing up two donkeys.


Let us say Donkey-A and Donkey-B.


Donkey-A felt it was very energetic and could do better than the
other. It always tried to pull the washerman's attraction over it by
taking more load and walking fast in front of him.


Innocent Donkey-B is normal, so it will walk normal, irrespective of
the washerman's presence. After a period of time, Washerman started
pressurising Donkey-B to be like Donkey-A. But Donkey-B unable to
walk fast, got continuous punishment from washerman. It was crying
and told personally to Donkey-A "Dear friend, only we two are here,
why to compete with each other....we can carry equal load at normal
speed ".


That made Donkey-A all the more energetic and next day it told to
washerman that it can carry more load and even it can run fast also.


Obviously happier washerman looked at Donkey-B.., his BP raised and
he started kicking Donkey-B. Next day with smile, Donkey-A carried
more load and started running fast. But it was breathtaking for
Donkey-B and it couldn't act that way....But the washerman was
frustrated, so he harassed Donkey-B terribly, and finally it fell
down hopelessly.


Then Donkey-A felt itself as a supremo and happily started carrying
more load with great speed. But now the Load of the Donkey-B is also
being carried by Donkey-A., and still it has to run fast. For some
period it did, finally due to fatigue it got tired and started
feeling the pain. But washerman expected more from Donkey-A. It also
tried best, but couldn't cope up with his owners demand. The
Washerman got angry with Donkey-A also and started harassing to take
more load... Donkey-A was crying for long time and then tried its
best... But it couldn't meet the owner's satisfaction. Finally the
day came when due to frustration the washerman killed Donkey-A and
went for searching some other Donkeys.


Its an endless story....... ...


But the moral of the Story in Corporate and social life is......,


"Think all colleagues are same and that everyone is capable....
Always Share the Load equally..... Don't ever act smart in front of your
Boss and never try for getting overcredit. ..


Don't feel happy when ur colleague is under pressure.. "


It doesn't matter if u r A or B, for the Boss u shall be always
DONKEY


And most importantly, Never Work Hard, Work Smart.... .

My Thoughts

People always say you should work smart, the people who I know who work smart are ASSHOLES (pardon the language) who only know how to talk, but when it comes to doing work, will ask other people to do so.

Second, what is the purpose of work. Is it for money or self satisfaction. If you just work for money, why do difficult work like IT or Engineer, you might as well be Hair Stylist or something with less pressure. Just be a Gigolo or Hooker :P

If you are Donkey to your Boss, your boss is Donkey to his Boss.

I am sick with all this corporate wisdom e-mail.

Me at the office

Work until faint

Plucking coconut.

This is what happens when you put the power switch too high.

#@%#

My Internet line provider was doing maintenance last week.

After that, my line got slower. WTF

My Response to the pied piper comments

Someone wrote (I know who you are :P)


In the real-life version of the Pied Piper, he came back to town with a different identity and a shining credential, then swiftly worked through the town hierarchy to replace the old mayor, and cut all fundings to the old mayor's pet projects, so that the old mayor will see all his life's works crumble while rotting away helplessly in an old folks establishment.

Evil eh?

My response:
maybe he can come up with a tape of the old mayor making a phone deal with the leaders of the rats.
Correct, correct, correct :P

Pay the Piper

The Pied Piper of Hamelin is a story about broken promises. The town was infested by rats and they promised to pay whoever managed to chase away the rats. in the end, a Piper managed to do this by playing a pipe and making the rats follow him into the river. After that the townspeople refuse to pay him.

So he played the pipe again and took away all their children.

So the moral of the story is always keep your promises, least the piper decide to extract payment from you.

Happy Chinese Valentine's Day

Today is the 15th Day of the Chinese New Year, considered the Chinese Valentine's Day. In the olden day, young maidens will throw oranges into the sea while their prospect courters awaits in boats to pick up the oranges.

Anyway Happy Chinese Valentine's Day today.

Sacrifice vs Being Stupid?

A lot of times, you hear people say, sometimes you must sacrifice for the greater good. You hear this either from your loved ones or even the company that you worked in.

So....do you know what sacrifice is?

Lets say there is not enough food cause you don't have enough money, then there is a piece of chicken on the table, then you give the chicken to your sister, that is sacrifice.

If there is not enough food cause someone is being stingy and ask you to sacrifice, that is being stupid.

A lot of people do not know the word, yet they ask you to sacrifice =.=

Think first before you sacrifice, don't be a sacrificial lamb, be a black sheep. ^^

What I mean when I say I wanna spear someone

You Think You Know Me

You think you know me
You think you know me
You think you know me
You think you know me
You will never know me
You are lost
And scared
You know what I allow you to know
You know, you know, you know, you know what I allow you to know (you don't know)
You're just a puppet
You think you know me
You think you know me
You think you know me
You think you know me
You will never know me
You are lost
And scared
You know what I allow you to know
You know, you know, you know, you know what I allow you to know (you don't know)
You're just a puppet
You think you know me
You think you know me
You think you know me
You think you know me
You will never know me
You are lost
And scared
You will never know me
You are lost
And scared
You know what I allow you to know
You know, you know, you know, you know what I allow you to know (you don't know)
You're just a puppet
You think you know me
You think you know me
You think you know me
You think you know me
You will never know me
You are lost
And scared
You will never know me
You are lost
And scared
You know what I allow you to know
You know, you know, you know, you know what I allow you to know (you don't know)
You're just a puppet
You think you know me
You think you know me
You think you know me
You think you know me

lyrics by Jim Johnson: Intro song for wwe wrestler Edge.

Feel like spearing somebody today. Sigh

Ultraman Head Flower

I went back to my home town today and then I saw that a flower garden has grown at my house.

Upon further inspection, I saw this flower and it reminded me of ULTRAMAN.

It looked like Ultraman's head ha ha.

Classic Movie

"Do you feel lucky, punk?"

In 1971, the movie "Dirty Harry" debuted. I remembered watching the movie as a kid, and loved his gun Smith and Wesson Model 29 .44 Magnum.

Detective Harry Callahan is a San Francisco police chasing a killer called Scorpio. I would not give the story away, if you wanted to know, look for the movie yourself.

Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.

The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?

Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

[walks out of the room with a slight smirk]

The Mayor: I think he's got a point.

Saya yang menurut perintah

If you ever receive any official letter from the Government in Malaysia, most probably you will see "Saya yang menurut perintah" just before the signature.

Literally "Saya yang menurut perintah" means "I am following orders"

Geez, that is a great excuse, if anyone ask responsibility, you can say I am just following order.

I feel that word should not be used as it sounds that i am not responsible. Just pass the buck around.

And didn't General Tojo Yamamoto use this excuse when he was accused of war crime after the end of World war 2. Of course he was hanged for the crime. And the Nazi use this excuse at the Nuremberg war tribunal also.

"I am not just following orders"
SMS

No eye dear?

Since the Malaysian general election is coming 8 March 2008, here's a bit of politics.

From nst online

- May 11, 2006: "All of us have two eyes, but some see with one eye, while some don't even use their eyes. Maybe the ministry can do something concerning this and teach MPs right and wrong." - Lim Kit Siang (DAP-Ipoh Timur) to Datuk Mohd Said Yusof (BN-Jasin), referring to the incident where Mohd Said had asked the Customs and Excise Department to "close one eye" on a consignment handled by his forwarding agency.

Do you have and use your eyes?

Lesson I learned during Valentine

Now I am sick, maybe cause of Valentine virus.

Listed here are the things I learned from Valentine..

1. Valentine makes men go crazy, most of them will wear pink shirt while on other day they will never wear pink. Who is their adviser, Queer Eye for straight guy?????

2. Contrary to J. Lo song "Love does not cost a thing", flowers (Roses) are damn expensive during V day. Double the normal price. Can you give hibiscus (bunga raya) next year?

3. Don't go watch movie during Valentine if you are alone. You will be surrounded by couples. Sien (I wanna watch Jumper but not today =.=, later wanna watch movie see "free movie" also)

4. Last year, first there was a Valentine Day sales, after that they have Baby Product sales. See a pattern there? Use protection =.=

5. Surviving Valentine is like surviving a zombie movie where every zombie is out to get you. Just lock yourself in a room n wait until its over.

WTF??

Straight people wear PINK and gays/lesbians wear BLACK?

If you have bad eye sight, let me show what is written. if you wear a certain color for Valentine..

Purple - Married
Red - in a relationship
Pink - single and looking
White - single and not looking
Black - gays/lesbians

WTF, who made this shit up???

I like to wear black clothes ok, but I am not gay ok =.=

What colour is "its complicated"?

Hmm, where did i put my black shirt now, i need it tomorrow.

Movies to watch over Valentine

Movies recommended over a Valentine date.

Warning: Extreme Gore and Nudity.
Don't say I did not warn you.

1. Cannibal Holocaust

2. Ichi the killer

3. Dawn of the dead

4. Haute Tension

5. Saw

Cupid's replacement

Since Valentine's Day is closer, have you ever wondered, who will replace Cupid if he ever decided to retire. I have come up with 2 likely candidates. Who do you think is better?




JOHN RAMBO

OR

LEGOLAS

Burn In My Light

After all that happened today, I feel like making this song as my anthem. This song is by Mercy Drive and it's also the intro song for Randy Orton

Burn in My Light

The nebula rising up out from the black of deceiving lies.
A new star is born, now he brings you the light with his hands untied.
They tried so hard to follow, but no one can.
Inside you are so hollow, you'll understand...

Hey!
Nothing you can say!
Nothing’s gonna change what you’ve done to me!
Now it’s time to shine!
I’m gonna take what’s mine while you’re burning inside my light.

I gave and you take and I waited for you, but I made a mistake.
It’s clear that your fear is so near because I see the look on your face.
You tried to hold me under, I held my breath.
Alone and now you wonder what I possess...

Hey!
Nothing you can say!
Nothing’s gonna change what you’ve done to me!
Now it’s time to shine!
You’re gonna burn in the light.
Hey!
Nothing you can say!
Nothing’s gonna change what you’ve done to me!
Now it’s time to shine!
I’m gonna take what’s mine while you’re burning inside my light!


Hey!
Nothing you can say!
Nothing’s gonna change what you’ve done to me!
Now it’s time to shine!
I'm gonna take what's mine!

Take what’s mine!

Hey!
Nothing you can say!
Nothing’s gonna change what you’ve done to me!
Now it’s time to shine!
I’m gonna take what’s mine!

You're gonna burn in the light!

Burn in my light!

One thing I really HATE.

Nothing piss me off than people who do things without knowing why, just blindly follow.

If you read Stephen Covey's 7 habits, its a good thing to first walk in another man's shoes to understand his point of view.

Yet, in this world, there are a lot of people that will say, "Hey, follow my lead, I know better than you". Do what I say, not what I do.

Damn depressed because of all these STUPID people.

Its like if you read George Orwell's "Animal Farm" about a revolution that went wrong and all the excellent excuses to cover the weaknesses.

Valentine's coming

My favorite Emoticon "Onion Head"






Love Buzz Lyrics by Nirvana - Go figure it out yourself

Would you believe me when I tell you
You're the queen of my heart
Please don't deceive me when I hurt you
Just ""aint"" the way it seems

Can you feel my love buzz?
Can you feel my love buzz?
Can you feel my love buzz?
Can you feel my love buzz?

Would you believe me when I do you
You're the queen of my heart
Please don't deceive me when I hurt you
Just ""aint"" the way it seems

Can you feel my love buzz?
Can you feel my love buzz?
Can you feel my love buzz?
Can you feel my love buzz?

Kerambit aka Karambit

Due to someone's request that I should put more weapons in this blog, here is the weapon of the day, the Kerambit aka Karambit.

This knife originated from the Malay archipelago, and is a close quarter battle weapon. Its a fearsome weapon as the damage that it can do is great.

Just imagine it like a tiger claw scratching you, its more of a slashing type weapon than a stabbing type weapon for you RPG geeks. And the ring at the end makes it very hard for people to disarm you.

The model shown is the Strider PS Karambit, which cost around USD350.

A Malay Proverb

In the Malay language there is a proverb "Ketam mengajar anak berjalan lurus" which literally means "A crab teaching its son to walk straight".

A bit of lingo:
ketam(Malay) = crab(English) = krabbe(German)

Everyone knows that crab walk sideways, so this proverb means that the crab is trying to teach his son something that he himself never do.

How does this relate to real life? How many of you are told that you must be organized and follow schedule from someone higher up, just to be told of "last minute meetings" and so on.

Don't be a crab, it makes life crap.

Dream car.......still dreaming zzzzzzz

This is my dream car, a Ford Mustang. Before I go into that here is the background story.

I live in a country called BolehLand(Malaysia actually but we have the slogan Malaysia Boleh). Things are relatively cheap here, according to our politicians. Really cheap compared to other country. Like our car, its like rm43000, standard price compared to this Ford Mustang, starting usd19000. T.T

Wait a minute, if you do currency conversion thats fair right? Ask any economist, that's like comparing apples in oranges.

If you go to Topshop in uk, for 97 pounds you can get 9 items including shoes, coats, the stuff.
Give you RM97 here, i think you can get only a shirt and pants. But I'm ranting here, please excuse me.

Back to the story, if you want anything close to that here, you can buy a 1983 Toyota Celica.

So excuse me while I go back dreaming and get one of these Honda CBR 150.

A knife I would love to have

This is the Lapu Lapu Balisong. For those non "knife savvy" people, a Balisong is also known as a "butterfly knife".

Funny thing is the Balisong is considered an illegal and dangerous weapon in the US and the UK. Its like, gee, I think I will leave my Desert Eagle at home and go on a killing spree with my Balisong. For more info on Desert Eagle.

Its a beautiful knife and before you complain its dangerous, remember "knife don't kill people, people kill people"

Things I Learned from Rambo 4

Just watched Rambo 4, here are some of the things i learned from the movie

1. Its ok to kill, as long as you have a good reason. o.O

2. You can make a huge knife in one night by just pounding on a crowbar. I miss his bowie knife though, this one is Eastern style Knife.

3. If you see a huge, unexploded bomb, get close to it. Even better, poke it.

4. It's cool to shoot someone's head off with a .50 bullet.

5. Rambo is getting old, he never takes off his shirt in this one.

Is it nice? Well that's an acquired taste. I give it 5 exploding heads.

Note. There is going to be a Rambo 5, in Africa (guess they ran out of Eastern villains).

Hello World

Had a lot on my mind, so rather than keep to myself, why not share my suffering with the rest of the world and let them suffer too.

My background, gosh, I am one of those computer person, addicted to Messenger and Games.

Why xmonsterhunter you ask? That is a tribute to one of my favorite website. My real name, ah you can call me SMS for now.

Welcome to my world, said the spider to the fly ^^