Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Who are you and what have you done to the real Steven Seagal???

AKA Against the Dark AKA The Rock's Cousin ...

I have watched "Against the Dark" and it was like watching a , hmm how do i say it.."Dawn of the Dead" and no, I am not drunk..Its unlike most Steven Seagal movies I have watched before ...

The vampire plague has spread and survivors are scattered everywhere. A group of refugees have taken shelter in a medical facilities that are surrounded and infested bu zombies..er i mean vampires. Its sure as hell like the premise of Dawn of the Dead, only that was a shopping mall...


Like most zombie movies, the survivor band together, bicker, bond and some get killed by zombies, err, i mean vampires..

Meanwhile, help is on the way by mean of Hunters, people who hunt down and kill vampires lead by the Chubby one, Steven Seagal who wields a katana..

Sad to say, most of the fighting scene is not done by him, its done by this guy...

He might not be famous, but he is The Rock's cousin!!!!. Who uses wrestling moves on the vampires. I was expecting the Rock Bottom or People's Elbow but was disappointed..


The survivors are still walking in the medical facilities and to thier horror comes across this scene. Now I know how a chicken feels when it passed the Chicken Rice Shop....

The vampires..

I scene patricularly got into my mind..

On her resume it will say...

"Once I played a naked corpse being eaten by vampires in a Steven Seagal movie", how do you beat that? :P


More smackdown by the Rock's cousin...

It took a super long time before the hunters and the survivors finally met, like half the movie only they met =.=. Then its escape time

before the hospital is nuked by the army...see the Rock's cousin survived..he is destined to be the next action hero ^^

I know the budget is low but this is super realistic O.O

2 comments:

Jwo-Haur said...

Is the final statement meant to be sarcastic? Or did you really mean it?

Those look like shopping mall mannequins!

I have only one question: how does his hair look like at the end? Perfectly unruffled? :-D

SMS said...

Those things are supposed to be vampire, so its sarcastic :P

Yup, his hair is unruffled since he does a few fight scene only :P