Monday, February 2, 2009

OMG!!! A must watch movie? (not)

I love those crappy Steven Seagal movies where you turn off your brain and watch the action. I also love Vampire movies (note I said Vampire and not Vampire love story aka Twilight =.=)

So what is better than these 2 movies. Of course, a combination, Steven Seagal fighting Vampires ^^.

So all ye out there, actually there IS such a movie. Its called "Against the Dark".

The synopsis: Katana master Tao (Steven Seagal) leads a special ops squad of ex-military vigilantes on a massacre mission, their target: vampires. On the post-apocalyptic globe, sucked dry by bloodthirsty vampires, a few remaining survivors are trapped in an infected hospital. Tao is their only hope and he knows the only cure is execution. Now it's time for the last stand against the flesh-eating vampires and there's nothing left to lose but the last of humanity.

Hohoho, sounds like my kind of movie. Tao? He calls himself Tao? Might as well he name himself Namo or something like that =.=. So gonna go to DVD shop to look for it and beware the review after that.

I guess he is like Blade, only he is white and fatter LOL....


Jwo-Haur said...

Sounds like a very bad blending of "Trinity Blood" and "I am legend".

I think he is a bigger narcissist than Bruce Willis and Kevin Costner rolled into one. X-p I'll bet he still doesn't have even a single hair ruffled after killing all the vampires in that post-apocalyptic world. =.=

Talk about the perfect ambassador for Gatsby hair gel... And Dynamo detergent (not a stain on his shirt!).

Jwo-Haur said...

The preview confirmed my suspicion:

Not a single strand of ruffled hair, not a single smear of dirt on his wooden face, and not a single splash of blood stain on his shining leather jacket, AFTER slashing up countless undeads. You just can't beat Steven Segal at that. :-)

I think you must have envisioned X the monster hunter to be exactly like that, that's why you can stand watching all these Segal films. :-p