Guy on toilet bowl: "Hi, sweetheart, I was about to call you. Look, I'm in the middle of doing some 'business' here, can I call you back later?"
Sweetheart-about-to-turn-sour: "Well, no, actually. Don't call me back later. In fact, don't ever call me again. Yeah. I'm calling to let you know that it's over. Bye."
*toot*~~~ (dial tone)
"Wait! Hello? Sweetheart?-- No!!!!!!! ARGHHH!!!!!!!! (went into berserk state and tore the toilet tank from its place) Go to hell!!!!"
Then he stormed out of the toilet.
And, yes, naturally, he forgot to wash/wipe his ass.
Phone rang in a toilet cubicle.
ReplyDeleteGuy on toilet bowl: "Hi, sweetheart, I was about to call you. Look, I'm in the middle of doing some 'business' here, can I call you back later?"
Sweetheart-about-to-turn-sour: "Well, no, actually. Don't call me back later. In fact, don't ever call me again. Yeah. I'm calling to let you know that it's over. Bye."
*toot*~~~ (dial tone)
"Wait! Hello? Sweetheart?-- No!!!!!!! ARGHHH!!!!!!!! (went into berserk state and tore the toilet tank from its place) Go to hell!!!!"
Then he stormed out of the toilet.
And, yes, naturally, he forgot to wash/wipe his ass.