try { be happy } catch (StillNotHappyException snhe) { life sucks } finally { become zombie }
Friday, September 26, 2008
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Quote of the Day "Its a Donation" O.o
In the news in TheStar Today
"Zul had disclosed that an Anti-Corruption Agency (ACA) officer claimed to have pictures of him having sex with a Chinese national.
He had been quoted as saying “what is important is we did not ask for the women. He supplied them to us. If people sedekah (donate), don’t you want to accept the sedekah?”
Fairul, who was picked up for questioning but later released on ACA bail, had admitted having had sex with a Chinese woman."
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Tagged - My Reply
1. What are your goals/dreams?
♥ I just want to be happy
2. The most happiest thing in your life?
♥ My family and friends
3. Favorite colour?
♥ blue
4. What would you do if u have a million dollars?
♥ Resign, resign, resign
♥ Invest the money
♥ Buy a big bike and roam
5. Where do you wish to go the most? Why?
♥
6. What is your weakness that you can't stand the most?
♥ I am lazy
7. What will you do if you face something sad?
♥ Play Time Crisis 4.
8. Most afraid to lose..?
♥ People I care about
9. What is the practical target within this 5 years?
♥ Hmm, get another job =.=
10. Ask yourself, do you like yourself?
♥ I dunno.
11. Favorite song?
♥ “Smells Like Teen Spirit” - Nirvana
12.What weird things that you wish to happen?
♥ Someone gave me 1 million
13.What age do you wish to live until?
♥ Hmm
14. You Hate which type of people the most?
♥ People who think that they are always right.
15. Are you satisfied with your life?
♥ Hmm
16. What do you wish to do the most now?
♥ Go back and rest
17. What do you think will make you think that the human nature is dark?
♥ Just read the newspaper everyday =.=
18. If you are in deepest depression, who will you look for?
♥ Someone I trust.
19. A present that you wish to get from your lover.
♥ Hmm
20. What is your worst health problem?
♥ Tension
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Sunday, September 14, 2008
My Malay Traditional Suit
A gift from Maxis
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
The Principes of Punishment
1. You must punish sternly.
2. You must punish immediately.
3. You must give warning first.
The analogy is a hot kettle. Anyone who touches a hot kettle will be burned seriously (first principle), and the pain is immediate (second principle). How do you know the kettle is hot? You can see the steam coming out. (third principle)
In saying that, would anyone in their right mind touch a hot kettle?
Lets see whether the PM got the balls to take action again Ahmad today.
A night at Queensbay
Walked around just to clear my head. Then saw a checkered shirt at Guess. Hmm, should I buy it? I usually buy checkered shirt during Raya season only.
Than saw my students playing at the machine at Jusco. You know where you can win a doll.
This guy (you know who you are) was struggling to get a doll but to no avail haih.
Better just buy one at the toys section. :P
Monday, September 8, 2008
Politicians T.T
I have been busy recently.
Last Saturday, it rained like hell until several areas in Penang were flooded. It start raining at 1 pm and non stop until the evening. Actually I want to go to Wawasan that day, but due to the weather, I had to postpone my trip. Being a biker means you are screwed once it started to rain. By evening I had to go buy food, so there is no choice but to brave the rain. After buying food, then something happened to remind me why I was reluctant to change my bike. You see all the new models have problem starting, my bike just started smoothly.
One of my jeans got accidentally torn in a weird place, so I was looking for a new Jeans. Know what, all the new Levi model are torn jeans style. Anyone can recommend me another brand of Jeans? Except my Evisu, its still in a shop in UK ^^. Is Topman jeans ok??
A lot of my students are going overseas this week or next week. All the best to them. Try to gain the experience overseas.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Political Joke ^^
When Dr. Mahathir was Prime Minister of Malaysia
One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, PM Mahathir was feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighboring country can be doing better than Malaysia .
One of his aides said, I heard that the leaders consult Feng Shui masters to ensure prosperity for the country. Dr Mahathir thought if that was the case, Malaysia Bomoh also can, and went to seek the top bomoh's advice in the country.
After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there were 2 things that he must do :
Bomoh : Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS for everything.
Dr M : But Why ?
Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for 'Speculate On Ringgit Or Stocks'. You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit and stock market.
Bomoh : Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR.
Dr M: What! why him ?
Bomoh: Because ANWAR stands for 'A Nation Without Any Ringgit'.
Dr M: But how ? This is most difficult to do, he is popular with the people.
Bomoh : Aiyoh, you bodoh lah! Look at your name, MAHATHIR.
Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly
This one lagi best. The latest according to the trend.
Subject: M.A.H.A.T.H.I.R
This is a new acronymn... stands for:
Must Always Hantam Abdullah Till He Is Removed