At the Office

Just some shots at the office

Sitting near the trash can cause I'm just "trash" =.=

My table = My life
a mess =.=

Who is the mysterious photographer? O_O

I show my face cause it does not matter anymore =.=

My FHM "blur"

Just bought August's FHM. In the middle there is a sealed section containing the world's 100th sexiest women

At the sealed section got a line


The content inside

The problem is how do I open the sealed section? Do I cut at the line or cut in the middle there. Can anyone who buy this month's FHM advice me before I start talking out my knives and cut up the magazine.

Why so serious

I was talking with TY about The Dark Knight and then I got an idea.

I knew TY's photo editing skills are very good so throw her a challenge to make me look like the Joker..

The end result

Not bad right ha ha? Thanks to the creativity of TY

Nice Game

I was stressed at the office today, got lots of problem with the program. Then one of my friends send me an interesting excel file. It contains a shooting game where you have to shoot people.

Using a shotgun, awesome

Using a big sniper rifle, cool


But the best is use a pistol shoot the legs, then let him crawl to escape and shoot again, muahahahahah

Should read =.=

I love INTI, INTI love my money- lecturer version by TY the Great...

I was just talking to her on how the INTI lecturer at Engineering school at Nilai are leaving one by one, only left the foreign lecturers. Why is that happening?

Are we going to follow like what happens in the building sector.

Things to ponder =.=

Babyspider

The spider is walking




The spider can attack too..

Robot

The Robot is walking. Reminded me of the Star Wars robot.




The robot dance until almost fall off the table.

Engineering Final Project Presentation

Today was the Final Project presentation for Engineering Diploma and Degree students. So tonight you all can sleep already.

And for my students, the due date for the assignment has been extended until next monday, and the test is next wednesday.

Rubic Cube Solving Robot

FM Receiver

This robot is so cute. Wait until you see it walk and dance. I need ti do some video conversion before I can upload that. Coming soon

Robotic Arm. Can move 1 finger for now, but when all the fingers can be moved and the Robot above can be scaled to human size, it can be joined together. Than you can hold a press conference and say "I'm Iron-Man" ^^

Can mix different colors automatically until a third color is created. Its like mixing chemicals until certain color is achieved, and the system can monitor the color,


Babyspider, er I mean Spydertron, a robot spider that can move, turn and attack. Videos after I do the conversion. Coming soon..

Midnight at Paris?

I don't get the theme for this year's prom night "Midnight in Paris"???? Its done in G-Hotel, what has that to do with Paris?

Better call it "Having Fun at G-Spot" :P

Nivea and 8TV Ultimate Prom

Nivea and 8TV came to college today to hand out free goods and look for participants for the Ultimate Prom

How to Write Project Report

Basically your project report contains a few things

Table of Contents

Declaration Page - Declare that the work is your own work and give due to source you got elsewhere

Abstract - A one page writing that describes what your project is all about. People can understand your project when reading the abstract without going through the report

Chapter 1 –Introduction

Chapter 2 – Related Works - What other people have done

Chapter 3 – Proposed Design Methodology/Framework - Flow Chart, DFD, ER Diagram, Use Case (whichever you are using). An explanation on how you are going to do the project

Chapter 4: Implementation and Results - What you really did and the result of the project

Chapter 5: Summary and Future Work

References

Appendix

No power at Queensbay O_____________o

Sunday, 20 th Jul 2008, around 12.55 pm at Queensbay

I was walking near the cinema, I wanted to buy ticket to watch the Dark Knight, suddenly it became dark, no power at Queensbay. Lucky I did not buy ticket yet

There was no power in all the shop except jusco so they cannot do any business and had to close. How to pay if the cash register is not working?

So a lot of people just hang around cause cannot shop anyway.

When I went back, the traffic light at the roundabout is not working too, so must be the whole area affected.

Musings

I have not written for quite some time. I was very busy this week and some more I was (and still is) sick since the last 2 days.

Today I want to see Dark Knight but since my health is not so good, I don't want to disturb other people in the cinema. AnI heard. Maybe tomorrow if I am feeling better.

We lost 2 lecturers this week, so do not assume people will stay with you forever. These lecturers are senior lecturers, not some young kind who get stressed by the students. Hope people will appreciate their staffs more. Even the best of emperors have their soldiers to fight for him, if the soldier abandons them, they are King Nothing.....

I broke the button of my pants with my bare hand. I always break thing when i am not feeling well, i broke a pipe once, then my spec and some other things. Now I am in a dilemma, should i get some extra pants now?? I dont really feel like buying but i am running out of pants, Yes, i have a lot of pants but most of them are too big now =.=

It seems that the college now is CRAZY in asking lecturer to write paper and present. Let me tell you, i am not afraid to present, in my previous job, i have presented in front of the Chief Minister of Penang and in an hall full of people at SIRIM. But one thing my ex boss teach me is when you want to present something, make sure it is good and not just for the sake of show. I feel that what they are doing is just for show, if they ever meet an expert in the area, they will be shot down like hell. Which reminds me of the movie "The Battle of Wits", you are the best archer and fighter because you are the prince =.=> And afterwards i heard some people are wondering how he got the qualifications since the presentation in like that =.=. maybe buy the cert =.=

Enough musings for today....

What the people on the streets know

I was browsing through dvd when the aunt ask me "What do you work as?", cause she always see me at the shop.

"Well, sort of teaching" is my reply.

"I don't believe you, teachers have no time to watch dvd cause they always have to write this report and that report" she replied.

I was speechless. Even the people in the streets know that teachers have lots of reports to write. Now they want to extend it to colleges and universities. What are this people who makes the policy thinking.

"You are in the computer field" she said. Is it written on my forehead or something????
It seems everyone I meet knows I am in the computing field

I think I want (WILL) to go back to computing field. This teaching area is getting crappier and crappier with a lot of nonsense and bull.

Harley buys MV Agusta

Source: CNN

Isn't that the company that Proton sold its stake for $1.19?

Hide a dagger with a smile

I was reading one book on office warfare (seems there are a lot of these books in the market, have we gone so low?)

Then I saw the saying "Hide the Dagger with a smile". This image comes to mind.


Actually it means, its harder to people to object you if they like you rather than they hate you. So try to make people like you...although most people in top positions that i know are A$$-Holes =.=

Burn out or Fade out?

Its better to burn out than fade out?

Kurt Donald Cobain (February 20, 1967 – c. April 5, 1994), was an American musician who served as lead singer, guitarist, and songwriter for the Seattle-based rock band Nirvana before committing suicide at his Seattle home in 1994.

BURN OUT!!!!!!!

Micheal Jackson was accused of child molestation in 1993, although the matter was settled out of court. Jackson then married twice and fathered three children; all of which caused further controversy. In 2005, Jackson was tried and later acquitted of further molestation allegations and several other charges. He has been the subject of long-term financial difficulties and health concerns.

fade out??

I guess the moral of the story that I want to bring is, should we stop while we are at the top of our game or shall we wait until we become redundant. It's not just about music, it happens everywhere, even to Prime Ministers and Presidents of the world.

I am not a politician so I will not mention any names here, but a lot of presidents that bring good for their country, in the end bring so much problem to the country. Should these people quit at the correct time and be remembered for the good that's done forever or do they want to dwell until all the people remember are the bad things that they did.

So I guess in a sort of twisted sense, it is better to burn out than fade out.

Hellboy 2

I just watched Hellboy 2. According to some of my students, it boring, but when I watched it, i liked it.

Long ago there was a war between the humans and the elves. The elf king asked s troll blacksmith to build the Golden Army but when he saw the destruction it brings, he was sadden and called for a truce. The golden army can be controlled by a crown which was broken into 3 parts. Elves hold 2 parts and the third is held by humans.

Now Prince Nauda wants to start the war all over again by awaking the Golden Army. I must say the Elves look Tolkien..

So its up to Hellboy and the gang to stop him from raising the Golden Army. They are aided by Princess Nauda, the twin of Prince Nauda. The catch is if Hellboy kills Prince Nauda, she dies too.

Place where the Golden Army is kept.

I don't want to spoil the plot. Go watch yourself..

Things to watch out for:



1. Tooth fairies actually eat humans, especially the tooth part ..


2. Johann Krauss

3. The fight at the Troll Market, and Hellboy "interrogating" the suspects by slapping them around.

4. Hellboy and Abe getting drunk and singing "I need you to smile" song

5. Who is the idiot who put in the part of "Anyone challenge my right to control the Golden Army?" that the wearer of the crown MUST say out loud before controlling the Golden Army. If anyone accepts the challenge, the Golden Army will pause and let them fight first. Must be the troll blacksmith. :P

Reflections ...

Today was a holiday, so I have time to walk around and see stuffs on sale.

Actually these past few weeks were tough on me. I was extremely tired of the routine of the job and some other problems too.

So today, I went to Gurney just to see stuffs. There were a lot of people at Gurney cause its sale time.

Funny things about sale is its very hard to find your size. I been searching for a pants since last Thursday but all the things on sale no size. I walked past Dockers, the salesman called me (actually CHASED me) and promoted (am I that recognizable???), the pants are like RM95, but in the end, no size T.T. I talked about this with my students, it seems for men, the sizes left are too small, but for girls, the sizes left are too big. wired huh?

Versace are selling some of their jeans at half price, around RM285, but it seems the name scares everyone and not a lot of people go in that shop. But their jeans are not my taste.

Went to Seed and saw one ex inti student buying Seed shirt. It seems a lot of girls like this brand ^^

Actually I wanted to buy new shoes as my shoes is old already, but it seems I cannot make up my mind. I was torn between Aldo (quality unknown, but got discounts) and Timberland (I have one, the price T.T). In the end another candidate entered, Clarks. Their Wallaby (the first time I saw I though it was Wannabe =.= ) collection not bad. In the end I did not buy yet. I guess I am more responsible now, in my wild days, i can buy 2 shoes in 2 consecutive days.

Then more random walks, wanna see Hellboy 2 but too many people. I guess some people matured too, the first Hellboy was renamed Super Sapient by the sensors, and Daredevil was banned here =.=

More random walks, then decided to head to Queensbay...

At Queensbay, met my ex students buying shirts to go overseas soon. When I reflect back, it seems my relations with my previous students are good, but dunno why the current students are problematics. Hell yeah, I can write all the name of the students here, but later you all bored .... That day I did an evaluation for another lecturer, the future students are even worse. Did the quality of the students drop or the quality of the lecturer drop or its now all about $$$$$$.

Of course go play Time Crisis 4 one round ha ha. Then spend the rest of the days at Borders reading books.

PS: I saw a girl wearing a cap that says "Kill The Boss", anyone have any idea where I can get that cap?

WTF?????

From the people that claims our fuel is the cheapest in the region. Here is RM 2.70 per liter I think.

Don't do the stupid currency conversion la, get real ok.

New Hope for I***

This guy has the look of a lecturer, or politician

Cinderella?

I went to class today and found a pair of women shoes, without the owner.


But unlike Cinderella, she left BOTH pair of shoes. Desperate guys can pick them up and go around college to test and find out who is the owner.

So true part 2 =.=

Click on the image to see it better

Chicken ball?

Dunno what the heck they called this, but since I saw someone buy it last week, I was curious to try it. You can buy it at jucso QB. My verdict : not bad at all

My Topman shirt

This is kinda old but since some people in UK asked about it, here it is. I don't think you can find this model anymore but if you do, tell me about it.

If you are looking for formal clothes, FCUK has a nice collection, but its kinda pricey =.=

Blur or Not?

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia , which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service (RS): 'Morrin. - Roon sirbees.'

Guest (G): 'Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.'

RS: ' Rye ..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??'

G: 'Uh..yes.I'd like some bacon and eggs.'

RS: 'Ow July den?'

G: 'What??'

RS: 'Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?'

G : 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?

Sorry, scrambled please.'

RS: 'Ow July dee baykem? Crease?'

G: 'Crisp will be fine.'

S : 'Hokay. An Sahn toes?'

G: 'What?'

RS:'An toes. July Sahn toes?'

G: 'I don't think so.'

RS: 'No? Judo wan sahn toes??'

G: 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.'

RS: 'Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?'

G: 'English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.'

RS: 'We bodder?'

G: 'No...just put the bodder on the side.'

RS: 'Wad! ?'

G: 'I mean butter...just put it on the side.'

RS: 'Copy?'

G: 'Excuse me?'

RS: 'Copy...tea...meel?'

G: 'Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all.'

RS: 'One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin w bodder on sigh and copy....rye??'

G: 'Whatever you say.'

RS: 'Tenjewberrymuds.'

G : 'You're very welcome.'

This is so true =.=

New cufflinks

I used to have a pair Topman cufflinks from UK until an accident broke one of them T.T

Yesterday finally I got new cufflinks to replace the broken one , so excited ^^



Now I have 2 pair of cufflinks, one that I bought to replace my broken cufflinks, and this one, and ONLY one shirt, that uses it. Hmm, time to get more shirts I guess. But that is better than someone who has many cufflinks but NO shirt to use it with. You can buy tomorrow I hope ^^

River Island shirt *inlove*

Finally my River Island shirt has reached me

It comes with a tie, even if I am not a tie guy (you can try to tie me up but not tie me down =,=)

Wear it without the tie

Wear it with the tie

The funny label duhh