Wednesday, December 31, 2008

The Forbidden Legend: Sex and Chopsticks

I sure miss the heydey of Hong Kong CatIII movies, where producers produced films like Sex and Zen, Eternal Evil Of Asia and Ebola Syndrome. Now Wong Jing only does stupid movie like "The Vampire who admired me". Bloody waste my 4 bucks to buy the dvd =.=

Then I saw the above mentioned movie title. Before you jump PORN!! the story is based on Classic Chinese Literature ok so dont blame me =.=. Its an adaptation of the classic chinese novel Jin Ping Mei (金瓶梅). And some people considered that the same level as Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Imagine that =.=

What does this movie have, Its the adventure of Simon Qing with lotsa sex and one chopsticks scene =.=. The actresses, they really hire Japanese porn stars to act in this movie O.o

So go beg, borrow or steal. Sorry, no screenshots today :P

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Sweet Chin Music?


Full story here.

Dunno why this news reminds me of HBK's finisher, which is called "Sweet Chin Music".

Should we ask our politicians to settle their issues in the ring? hmmm

Here is how its done :P

Shoe game

This shoe game is dedicated to the brave Iraq journalist.

First you readied your shoe..

Then George Bush shows his face..

Launch away..

On target ^^

Watch the real incident here...




Chinese New Year Decoration at Queensbay















After Christmas comes CNY. Here is the CNY mood at Queensbay..

Friday, December 26, 2008

Calvin and Hobbes - The little racoon

With due respect to Mr. Bill Watterson, I just wanna share his great and touching story.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Nation Undead Project

I came across this project when I was surfing for zombie movies. The idea is that US is infected with a zombie infection, and how different people in the different states will react. The people in the different states can contribute to the different chapters of the story. Meaning you can create a home video and submit to the website and they will choose the best video. And you can view the videos online. Pity they only do it for the US, I would love to make a clip of my own zombie movie.

Basically there are 9 chapters for this film.
1. Outbreak
2. Panic
3. Riot
4. Shock
5. Preservation
6. Blackout
7. Isolation
8. Migration
9. Trapped


More info at http://www.nationundead.com/

Which brings me to my idea. Since all of you are scattered everywhere, can we make one version of College/University of the Dead? :P. Then post online in youtube or facebook. ha ha

The truth as I see it..

A lot of people do not tell the truth but "little white lies" to save face or something like that. Is that the best way? Or is honesty still the best policy. Let's examine these two stories and see your own conclusion.

Story 1:
A little kid likes to suck his thumb. To stop this habit, his mother told him "If you suck your thumb, your stomach will grow bigger and bigger until one day, it will explode".

One day the kid and mommy were walking in the park when the kid saw a pregnant woman. And the kid remarked to the woman "Haa, I know what you like to do to end up like that".

Story 2:
The parents and a visitor were talking in the house when suddenly the kid come running to mommy and said "Mommy, I wanna pee now". The mommy was rather embarrassed.

So when the visitor left she told the kid "Next time, don't say you wanna pee, but say you wanna sing when you have to go to the bathroom".

Then one day the auntie come and visit the family. The auntie took the kid to watch a movie.
Then in the middle of the movie the kid said" Auntie, I wanna sing now".
The auntie replied "We are in the middle of a movie. If you wanna sing, sing into my ear".

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Boiling Frog experiment

I was reading a comic last night and came across this experiment. It might be true or it might be an urban legend.

Here goes:-
The boiling frog experiment states that a frog can be boiled alive if the water is heated slowly enough — it is said that if a frog is placed in boiling water, it will jump out, but if it is placed in cold water that is slowly heated, it will never jump out.

One source from 1897 lists an experiment done in 1882 at Johns Hopkins as evidence that "a live frog can actually be boiled without a movement if the water is heated slowly enough; in one experiment the temperature was raised at a rate of 0.002°C. per second, and the frog was found dead at the end of 2½ hours without having moved."

The way I see this experiment:- If you are comfortable with the current situation and pressure is applied little by little, you will try to hang on to the comfort until you die and hope things will get better, but often, it never gets better.

However I don't advocate the boiling of frogs ok, unless you wanna make frog soup or something like that :P

Friday, December 19, 2008

Speechless

Read the original news here

Outing at Queensbay

Day: Friday
Date: 19-Dec-2008
Location: Queensbay
Time - 6 - 11 pm.

I went to met my ex-students at Queensbay last night. During the bad times, we have only these students but these students were worth teaching. The irony is now there are more students but the feeling is not the same anymore =.=. I am just ranting here so please forgive me.

We met for dinner and then a movie. Ip Man, which according to my friend should be Yip Man, maybe its a silent 'Y'.. Great kung fu movie, its about the story of Bruce Lee's master when he was young. Now everyone wants to learn Wing Chun.



Had dinner at Sakae Sushi. The first thing the waitress asked "How about some Asahi Beer?" =.=. In attendance, Sin Hoong, Teong Hee, JJ, Lay Peng, Elaine, Wei Yeong, Jun. Had some Japanese curry ^^.

At Borders. I was recommending Bunny Suicides to them. Its a calender depicting unique way on how a bunny kill himself. Here are two images for a rough idea.


Cool right? Wahaha.

So next time some "Ikan Bakar" or Tao?

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Organic jeans

First we have organic chicken, the organic coconut oil and finally now we have organic jeans. What is organic jeans, my friend asked. I think you can eat the jeans was my reply. Actually organic jeans was created without using chemicals, they just use some stone to fade the colors (so they claimed, I don't care actually).

My last jeans was like 300 years ago and I have torn 2 since then (this one not repairable, trust me =.=) so I was out looking to buy new jeans. I went to the Levis shop but nothing interesting so good so off to another shop I go.

So finally I got 1 Quiksilver jeans.
So "organic" that the buttons are made out of coconut shell =.=
I bought the jeans not cause of the "organic" fad but because I think it looks good.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

NewInti in Messenger

The NewInti ad is in Messenger now.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Doraemon at Qunesbay

If you go to Queensbay, you can see Doraemon at certain time, like 6.30 pm.


The way Doraemon walk is funnier than the Power Rangers


video

Tickle Me Elmo


There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo 's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles…”

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Embrace Of The Vampire...

In response to Twilight, I would like to review a movie called "Embrace Of The Vampire". Its famous not for its storyline but Alyssa Milano Enhanced Boobies O.O on the screen.


The story, long long ago 2 person are in love. But the man was bitten by vampires and turned into one. Ages later, he found a girl that resembles his lost love. He got 3 days to win the girl's heart or he will die. What does he do after he won the girl's heart? He have to suck her blood la. Huh? Don't look at me, I am just reviewing the movie. Win her love then kill her?? WTF.


Lost love
Meeting in a forest. She is a virgin you know, so either he is gay or he is gay.
And one day, while he was sleeping, some vampires attacked him. What idiot sleep in the forest like that and not even armed? Even in my RPG games, when my character is gonna sleep, I will summon some monsters to keep watch. Thank God he was not eaten by a tiger or something.
Vampire bite

Now he is emo. wahaha

Splitting image of his loveBoobs alerts

HLA. If you don't know what is HLA, please ask me and I will explain =.=

Battle for her soul

Mutant X Vampire. I don't know vampire can shoot out electric bolt.

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